I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
