Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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