How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
