your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
