After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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