Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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