I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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