You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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