Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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