Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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