Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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