I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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