Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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