OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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