Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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