just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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