wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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