If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she pinky promised me she was 18
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Randomize
