she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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