The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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