Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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