she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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