Swine flu is the new snow day.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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