There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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