If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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