he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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