your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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