You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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