I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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