hotel room ftw
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
