walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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