Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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