thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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