I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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