actually, I'm a sock model
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize