his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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