she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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