He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you didnt know i had herpes?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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