I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Thank you for not boning my boss.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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