This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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