they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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