Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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