My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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