I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I understand Curling. That high.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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