If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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