I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Randomize
