Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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