He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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