PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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