I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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