i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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