I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
As shirtless as possible
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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