I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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