question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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